A lady tells her husband to go to d store to
buy cigarettes. He walks down to d store to
find it closed.So he goes into a nearby bar to
use d vending machine.
At d bar he sees a beautiful woman n starts
talking to her. They hv few beers n one thing
leads to another n they end up in her
apartment. Later, he wakes up n realizes its
3AM n says, "Oh no, its so late, my wife's
going to get really angr...y. Have you got any
talcum powder?" She gives him some
powder. he rubs it on his hands n leaves.
At d door, angry wife "Where d hell hv u
been?" "Well, honey, I went to d store like you
asked, but they were closed. So I went to d
bar to use d vending machine. I saw this
great lukin girl there n we hd a few drinks n
one thing led to another n I ended up in bed
with her."
"Oh yeah? Lemme c ur hands!" She sees his
hands are covered with powder . "You God
darn liar! You were playing pool again!"
Moral of the story : Always tell ur wife the
truth. She won't believe u anyway
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