WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you slowpoke!
You're , so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is intercourse all you ever think about??
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead
MEN'S ENGLISH:
I'm hungry = I'm hungry
I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy
I'm tired = I'm tired
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to Be Intimate with you
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to Be Intimate with you
Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to Be Intimate with you
May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to Be Intimate with you
Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you
What's wrong? = I guess intercourse tonight is out of the question
I'm bored = Do you want to Be Intimate?
I love you = Let's Be Intimate now
I love you, too = Okay, I said it, we'd better Be Intimate now!
Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to Be Intimate with me
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to Be Intimate with other guys
I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together = I am gay
Hahaha...what a comparison. Almost all the statements are true about men and women's motive. :D
Quote from: emezico on Jul 01, 2012, 04:15 AM
Hahaha...what a comparison. Almost all the statements are true about men and women's motive. :D
Yea! Its true
You're right about that of men.
Women don't really mean what they say.
i like this one.it has opened my eyes.
We all say what we don't really.Not just women of this world.No one knows our heart except God so no one knows what we think of when talking.