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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: Becky02 on Jul 01, 2012, 10:46 AM

Title: Funny Joke: Correct Nija proverb!
Post by: Becky02 on Jul 01, 2012, 10:46 AM
Ejiro was asked to complete the following in an exam:

Ques.1; "He who fights n runs away"?
Ans; E don surrender be dat nah, na fear catch am.

Ques.2;" A rolling stone"?... Ans; No fit just dey roll, na person push am.

Ques.3;" He who lives in a glass house"?... Ans; Na rich politician wey em be.

Ques.4;" A stitch in time"?... Ans; Dey prevent further tear.

Ques.5; "Birds of d same feather"?... Ans; Na d same mama born them.

Ques.6; "One good turn"?... Ans; Na correct power steering fit do am.*nerd*

Ques.7;" A bird in hand"?.. Ans; Wetin e wan be again if nor be barbecue. Dem plenty for chicken republic.

Ques.8; "Half bread is better than"?... Ans; Puff puff, buns or garri without sugar.

Ques.9; "A journey of a thousand miles"?... Ans; Na d person wahala be dat nah, Why e no enter car or airplane waka.

Ques.10; "He who laughs last"?... Ans; get brain problem. Make dem examine am because na begining of madness be dat..

Ques.11; "A patient dog"?... Ans; Don get disease b dat. Na hunger go kill am straight.

Ques.12; "All work and no play"?... Ans; Na bank job ooo bros

Ques.13; "An apple a day"...? Ans; Na hunger go kill u jeje

Ques.14; " Once beaten"...? Ans; Na revenge go follow b dat

Ques.15; "A fool at forty"....? Ans; U never see Naija own, ours na at 70

Ques.16; "A friend in need"...? Ans; Na parasite em b
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Correct Nija proverb!
Post by: Jumoke benson on Jul 15, 2012, 08:15 PM
I love yoruba proverbs most especially.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Correct Nija proverb!
Post by: Samo gideon on Jul 29, 2012, 01:44 AM
Naija is sensible to this sort of things.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Correct Nija proverb!
Post by: Motivational Tunrayo on Aug 01, 2012, 06:00 PM
A fool at forty is the funniest for me.and it is true o, we have old fools in Nigeria today.should i mention names? Nah....
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Correct Nija proverb!
Post by: Becky02 on Aug 01, 2012, 07:45 PM
Quote from: Motivational Tunrayo on Aug 01, 2012, 06:00 PM
A fool at forty is the funniest for me.and it is true o, we have old fools in Nigeria today.should i mention names? Nah....
mention names ke? I no dey oooo.... But u are free to mention like two names sha
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Correct Nija proverb!
Post by: MR JOKE on Aug 04, 2012, 01:40 AM
This proverbs are really correct trully.You're believed.Nothing in Nigeria is anyhow.We take things to another level.That's why i'm proud to be Nigerian.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Correct Nija proverb!
Post by: Aramide olawale on Aug 04, 2012, 01:48 AM
warri guyz tried a lot for this one.gud translation from its original meaning.the first one was really funny cmon.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Correct Nija proverb!
Post by: MR JOKE on Aug 04, 2012, 04:40 PM
Good well written naija proverbs.There is nothing we cannot change in Nigeria.The only thing we've not changed is Nigeria itself....
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Correct Nija proverb!
Post by: Becky02 on Sep 01, 2012, 10:34 AM
Quote from: MR JOKE on Aug 04, 2012, 04:40 PM
Good well written naija proverbs.There is nothing we cannot change in Nigeria.The only thing we've not changed is Nigeria itself....
uhmmmmMm..... A true talk.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Correct Nija proverb!
Post by: Nifemi Donald on Sep 06, 2012, 09:53 PM
Quote from: Becky02 on Aug 01, 2012, 07:45 PM
Quote from: Motivational Tunrayo on Aug 01, 2012, 06:00 PM
A fool at forty is the funniest for me.and it is true o, we have old fools in Nigeria today.should i mention names? Nah....
mention names ke? I no dey oooo.... But u are free to mention like two names sha


don't try it o.mention names will put me in big trouble.
True talk
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Correct Nija proverb!
Post by: Tina lawrence on Sep 11, 2012, 07:46 PM
Look at the way he changed the whole thing for the original composers.and there are some element of sense in his own version
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Correct Nija proverb!
Post by: Folami David on Sep 12, 2012, 01:09 PM
nigerian proverbs are funny on their own too you people are now adding to it