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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: Becky02 on Jul 01, 2012, 01:47 PM

Title: Funny Joke: D̶̲̥̅̊ River Nile!
Post by: Becky02 on Jul 01, 2012, 01:47 PM

Once upon a time, there was a river. The Nile River, to be precised. On one side of the river lived the rabbit, and on the other side lived the bear.

One fine day, the bear was sitting on a stump, enjoying his breakfest of berries. Then he heard someone yelling at him. It was the rabbit.

"Hey! Hey, Teddy, get your butt over here. I've got something to show you!"

"Not now! I'm eating."

"Oh come on!" said the rabbit. "It's really important."

"No way."

"Please. It's urgent."

So the bear decided to go all the way over the wide river. It took him all day and all night to get over to the other side. He nearly drowned. And when he finally got there he was groaning and panting, and wheezing for air.

"Well, rabbit," he panted. "What did you want to tell me?"

"Hey, Teddy," the rabbit began, "look how many berries are on the other side of the river."
Title: Re: Funny Joke: D̶̲̥̅̊ River Nile!
Post by: Jumoke benson on Jul 15, 2012, 08:03 PM
Lovely joke.I'm laughing away here.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: D̶̲̥̅̊ River Nile!
Post by: Segun fadare on Jul 18, 2012, 10:13 AM
This is a good one.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: D̶̲̥̅̊ River Nile!
Post by: Davzy folamz on Jul 21, 2012, 01:43 PM
Lovely story.Funny one.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: D̶̲̥̅̊ River Nile!
Post by: Glory Skales Charity on Jul 27, 2012, 11:17 PM
Other side of the river, hahaha
Title: Re: Funny Joke: D̶̲̥̅̊ River Nile!
Post by: Aramide olawale on Jul 27, 2012, 11:23 PM
lmao! lwkmd4h! lol! you people will not kill me.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: D̶̲̥̅̊ River Nile!
Post by: Florence Amara on Jul 28, 2012, 12:07 AM
Wht a disappointing journey this could be to bear. Its a pity
Title: Re: Funny Joke: D̶̲̥̅̊ River Nile!
Post by: Aramide olawale on Jul 28, 2012, 12:48 AM
lwkm for here o.oh my God.
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Post by: Samo gideon on Jul 28, 2012, 02:05 AM
this is a good one.on point.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: D̶̲̥̅̊ River Nile!
Post by: Amynwan on Jul 28, 2012, 10:29 AM
very disapiontin journey indeed