One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, Eve?" "Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy."
"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above. "Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples." "Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you." "What's a 'man,' Lord?" "This man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits.
He'll lie, cheat, and be vainglorious; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger, faster, and will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly excited, but since you've being complaining, I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your, ah, physical needs.
He'll be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be too smart, so he'll also need your advise to think properly." "Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow.
"What's the catch, Lord?" "Yeah, well, you can have him on one condition." "What's that, Lord?" "As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant, and self-admiring, So you'll have to let him believe that I made him first, So, just remember, it's our secret, Woman-to-woman!"
Even if i'm a woman, I still believe this is not true.lolz.
This is soooooooooooooooooo funny.
Women...I love us.
laughed all the way.
I'm laughing right now at some people that would believe this.I do not believe this in any way.Not true AT ALL!!!!!!
You are very correct tunrayo.whoever believes this is true has a problem
Ehn ehn..... U mean na all this evil things men dey do? I no agree ooooo
This would have been very good if it was true.i'm thinking of a situation where women will be husbands and men will be wives.
the God i know would not have done it like this.you composed on your own darling.very hard to believe
If this was what happened i would have been happy and glad.too bad it isn't.