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Title: Funny Joke: Jesus vs Satan
Post by: Becky02 on Jul 01, 2012, 02:05 PM

Jesus and Satan have a discussion as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest, with God as the judge.

They sat themselves at their computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen, for several hours straight. Seconds before the end of the
competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over.

He asks Satan to show what he has come up with. Satan is visibly upset, and cries, "I have nothing. I lost it all when the power went out."

"Very well, then," says God, "let us see if Jesus fared any better."

Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers. Satan is astonished.

He stutters, "B-b-but how? I lost everything, yet Jesus' program is intact. How did he do it?"

God smiled all-knowingly, "Jesus saves."
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Jesus vs Satan
Post by: Tade olaitan on Jul 11, 2012, 02:59 PM
Jesus is the true way!
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Jesus vs Satan
Post by: Davzy folamz on Jul 11, 2012, 03:05 PM
jesus wil always win.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Jesus vs Satan
Post by: Davzy folamz on Jul 15, 2012, 02:11 AM
Jesus must always win.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Jesus vs Satan
Post by: Tade olaitan on Jul 15, 2012, 02:20 AM
bros j til eternity.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Jesus vs Satan
Post by: Mercy esther on Jul 15, 2012, 02:26 AM
jesus forever.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Jesus vs Satan
Post by: Aramide olawale on Jul 26, 2012, 01:07 PM
My christ reigns forever.
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Post by: Samo gideon on Jul 26, 2012, 01:13 PM
satan is no match.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Jesus vs Satan
Post by: Nifemi Donald on Sep 21, 2012, 12:04 AM
Satan can nowhere be compared to the most high.Satan is still a small little boy
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Post by: Sunexx360 on Sep 21, 2012, 12:15 AM
Jesus is the genuine way while satan is fake