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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: Becky02 on Jul 02, 2012, 09:52 PM

Title: Funny Joke: Questions and Answers
Post by: Becky02 on Jul 02, 2012, 09:52 PM

Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new holes.
Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5- days and if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble.
Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, it's biology. When the baby looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology.
Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
A: Lady: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day.
Q: Girl friend & boy friend went for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?
A: The boy friend's hand.
Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"?
A: The animals told him. Your tail is in front".
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Post by: Nifemi donald on Jul 05, 2012, 04:56 PM
Somewhat dirty.
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Post by: Samo gideon on Jul 12, 2012, 03:24 AM
Very funny question and answers.I laughed alll through.
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Post by: Samo gideon on Jul 18, 2012, 02:44 AM
I feel this o.U get mouth.
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Post by: Davzy folamz on Jul 18, 2012, 02:52 AM
it make sense writer.
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Post by: Mercy esther on Jul 22, 2012, 03:36 PM
You people are crazy.
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Post by: Samo gideon on Jul 22, 2012, 03:44 PM
creative one.