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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: Becky02 on Jul 02, 2012, 10:22 PM

Title: Funny Joke: Jude and a Catholic sister!
Post by: Becky02 on Jul 02, 2012, 10:22 PM

Jude had closed work on Wednesday, on his way home; Jude decided he would give any lady that came his way a lift.
After the 2nd turn from his office in Apapa expressway, he saw a Catholic Sister and gave her a lift.
While they were driving; he did not know how to start a conversation with her. Jude therefore placed his hand on the Sister's laps, pretending it was the car gear stick.
The Sister softly said "Mathew 7:7"; He quickly removed his hand, and resumed concentrating on his driving.
Some distance later, Jude attempted placing his hand on the Sister's laps a second and third time, each time, the Sister repeated, "Mathew 7:7".
When the Sister got to her destination, she opened the door and said to the Jude, "Young man, The problem with you is that you don't read your Bible" Mathew 7:7
When the Jude got home, he took his Bible and opened Mathew 7:7; which reads "Ask and it shall be given you".
Jude was really really sorry for himself.
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Post by: Amynwan on Jul 03, 2012, 01:24 PM
wow, this one is ver funny.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Jude and a Catholic sister!
Post by: Davzy folamz on Jul 03, 2012, 01:56 PM
u r funny.
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Post by: Samo gideon on Jul 05, 2012, 02:24 PM
True talk by her.
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Post by: Tade olaitan on Jul 05, 2012, 02:30 PM
 this is cool.nice try.
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Post by: Tade olaitan on Jul 05, 2012, 02:35 PM
the song has no sense in it.
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Post by: Tade olaitan on Jul 11, 2012, 03:42 PM
He missed a great chance cos of his poor knowledge of the bible.
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Post by: Davzy folamz on Jul 11, 2012, 04:44 PM
this is hillarious.
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Post by: Jumoke benson on Jul 20, 2012, 10:45 AM
Jude, sorry o.What an oppportunity.
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Post by: Tade olaitan on Jul 20, 2012, 10:51 AM
maybe next time.
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Post by: angel blessing confidence on Jul 20, 2012, 12:17 PM
 that  is  stupid  act, why didn't him ask before placing his hand on her laps.