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Title: Funny Joke: New Nigerian Dictionary Words on Bribery
Post by: Jobbers on Jul 03, 2012, 08:28 AM
Farouk (Verb): To collect bribe and deny it, attributing evidence to video doctoring.

Past tense: farouked
Example: Farouk farouked

Farouker (Noun): A person who farouks
Example: The National Assembly is populated with faroukers

Faroukee (Noun): A person who is farouked
Example: The desperate contractor became a faroukee in order to win the business.

Faroukology (Noun): The study of bribe collection and denial of obvious evidence
Example: The politician has a degree in Faroukology from the University of Corruption

Faroukracy (Noun): Government of bribery, by the bribe givers for the bribe takers
Example: Our nation has been practicing faroukracy from independence.

Faroukism (Noun): The political ideology of bribery, corruption and cover ups.
Example: EFCC has prosecuted many advocates of faroukism

Faroukiosis (Noun): A chronic disorder of bribery taking and denial
Example: The doctor diagnosed the young politician of acute faroukiosis

Faroukish (Adjective): having the appearance of, or relating to bribery and denial
Example: Results of the investigation appear really faroukish

Faroukistically (Adverb): Carried out or done in a way that suggests a farouk
Example: The lawmakers carried on faroukistically.

- Sego.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: New Nigerian Dictionary Words on Bribery
Post by: Amynwan on Jul 03, 2012, 12:52 PM
the writer of this must have beenn a faroukologist because he seems to know a lot about this farouk of a thing.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: New Nigerian Dictionary Words on Bribery
Post by: Davzy folamz on Jul 03, 2012, 01:21 PM
hahahahahaha
Title: Re: Funny Joke: New Nigerian Dictionary Words on Bribery
Post by: Samo gideon on Jul 05, 2012, 02:52 PM
It is killing Nigeria.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: New Nigerian Dictionary Words on Bribery
Post by: Nifemi Donald on Sep 22, 2012, 03:06 PM
That reminds me, Does it mean the whole Farouk case has ended?
Title: Re: Funny Joke: New Nigerian Dictionary Words on Bribery
Post by: Folami David on Sep 24, 2012, 03:37 AM
it will be politicians name that will full there.they are the most corrupt
Title: Re: Funny Joke: New Nigerian Dictionary Words on Bribery
Post by: Stanley_13001 on Sep 24, 2012, 11:48 AM
nigeria police names also must be there, cos them be anoda set of corrupt people
Title: Re: Funny Joke: New Nigerian Dictionary Words on Bribery
Post by: Amynwan on Oct 11, 2012, 11:20 AM
no be small thing, all this must change o, corruption must stop in Nigeria
Title: Re: Funny Joke: New Nigerian Dictionary Words on Bribery
Post by: Tina lawrence on Oct 12, 2012, 12:55 AM
Fakoukracy..hahahah so so funny.
They must not catch us doing this o.
Pls don't implicate me
Title: Re: Funny Joke: New Nigerian Dictionary Words on Bribery
Post by: Folami David on Oct 23, 2012, 12:17 AM
Blackberry can turn one into a mad man or a mad woman.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: New Nigerian Dictionary Words on Bribery
Post by: Nifemi Donald on Oct 24, 2012, 09:04 AM
Quote from: Folami David on Oct 23, 2012, 12:17 AM
Blackberry can turn one into a mad man or a mad woman.
It is a disease to its users
Title: Re: Funny Joke: New Nigerian Dictionary Words on Bribery
Post by: Tina lawrence on Oct 24, 2012, 04:10 PM
this dictionary meanings fit them so well