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Title: Funny Joke: Dictionary new word, "Farouk"
Post by: emezico on Jul 05, 2012, 07:32 PM
A new word has been added to the dictionary, "Farouk".

Farouk (Verb) :
To collect bribe and deny it, attributing evidence to video doctoring.

Past tense:
farouked (Noun)
Example: To farouk is human.

Farouker (Noun) : A person who farouks
Example: The National Assembly is populated with faroukers.

Faroukee (Noun): A person who is farouked
Example: The desperate contractor became a faroukee in order to win the business.

Faroukology (Noun): The study of bribe collection and denial of obvious evidence.
Example: The politician has a degree in Faroukology from the University of Corruption.

Faroukracy (Noun): Government of bribery, by the bribe givers for the bribe takers
Example: Our nation has been practicing faroukracy from independence.

Faroukism(Noun): The political ideology of bribery, corruption and cover ups.
Example: EFCC has prosecuted many advocates of faroukism.

Faroukiosis(Noun): A chronic disorder of bribery taking and denial.
Example: The doctor diagnosed the young politician of acute faroukiosis.

Adjective
Faroukish: having the appearance of, or relating to bribery and denial.
Example: Results of the investigation appear really faroukish.

Adverb
Faroukistically: Carried out or done in a way that suggests a farouk.
Example: The lawmakers carried on faroukistically.
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Post by: Nifemi donald on Jul 10, 2012, 12:12 AM
He is now called FACROOK!
Lwkmd!!!
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Post by: Omolewa akinyemi benson on Jul 10, 2012, 12:17 AM
that man should be jailed.
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Post by: Davzy folamz on Jul 12, 2012, 06:25 PM
The one and only Farouk.
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Post by: Samo gideon on Jul 12, 2012, 07:02 PM
the man must to go prison o
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Post by: Samo gideon on Jul 29, 2012, 02:44 AM
Hahaha we've created a new one.
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Post by: Tina lawrence on Sep 17, 2012, 11:34 AM
Farouk has suffered in the hands of Nigerians o.The man will regret doing all he did
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Post by: Folami David on Oct 02, 2012, 01:27 AM
I'm glad this is getting heated up.They need to know the gravity of what they did
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Post by: Nifemi Donald on Oct 02, 2012, 01:32 AM
the guys we are talking about must not see this