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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: Becky02 on Jul 11, 2012, 09:19 PM

Title: Funny Joke:Men are honest
Post by: Becky02 on Jul 11, 2012, 09:19 PM
One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?" The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living. The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, "No."The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, Yes. The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy. Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying? Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water! The Lord went down into the water and came up with ANGELINA JOLIE "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked, "Yes," cried the woodcutter. The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"
The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to ANGELINA JOLIE , You would have come up with MEGAN FOX. Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife . Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to ANGELINA JOLIE
Title: Re: Funny Joke:Men are honest
Post by: Aramide olawale on Jul 29, 2012, 01:33 AM
Angelina Jolie is trending o.
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Post by: Segun fadare on Jul 29, 2012, 01:39 AM
extremely honest.lol
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Post by: Motivational Tunrayo on Aug 01, 2012, 06:06 PM
Saying yes to Angelina jolie is a good move.You wont regret it i can bet that.Think of other things cos u did the right thing.
Title: Re: Funny Joke:Men are honest
Post by: MR JOKE on Aug 03, 2012, 11:43 PM
Some men are actually honest sometimes.Ladies find it difficult to believe.It's not everytime we tell lies.We have lots of honest men out there quote me on that.
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Post by: Tade olaitan on Aug 26, 2012, 04:47 PM
Brilliant funny work becky02.
You really thought about this one.
It makes sense.
Thanks
Title: Re: Funny Joke:Men are honest
Post by: Omolewa akinyemi benson on Aug 26, 2012, 04:52 PM
very honest men full lagos.they are extremely rare to do.kudos to the honest men out there.i support u.
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Post by: Nifemi Donald on Sep 08, 2012, 06:49 PM
Honest one there.Makes a whole lot of sense.funnie joke to ponder on
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Post by: Folami David on Oct 09, 2012, 12:28 PM
I love honesty
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Post by: pugo on Nov 22, 2012, 10:37 AM
I good to say the truth at all time