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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: Becky02 on Jul 13, 2012, 11:59 AM

Title: Never argue with a woman
Post by: Becky02 on Jul 13, 2012, 11:59 AM
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, D̶̲̥̅̊ wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing? Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, Isn't that obvious? You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading. Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." If you do that, I'll have to charge you with intimate assault," says the woman. But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can
also think.

Title: Re: Never argue with a woman
Post by: Mercy esther on Jul 18, 2012, 12:38 AM
Men cause most of the arguments.
Title: Re: Never argue with a woman
Post by: Segun fadare on Jul 18, 2012, 12:47 AM
no men wants to try that nowadays.
Title: Re: Never argue with a woman
Post by: Mercy esther on Jul 22, 2012, 02:09 PM
We can be difficult at times.
Title: Re: Never argue with a woman
Post by: Samo gideon on Jul 22, 2012, 02:15 PM
true talk.i wont dare.
Title: Re: Never argue with a woman
Post by: Motivational Tunrayo on Jul 29, 2012, 08:46 PM
This is a good one.But i tell you men's argument is the worse.Most women can't stand it.You people just like to see women as the problem.
Title: Re: Never argue with a woman
Post by: Samo gideon on Aug 23, 2012, 01:25 AM
A woman is not even the best person to argue with.They will turn the argument into another thing entirely.I respect women for that.
Title: Re: Never argue with a woman
Post by: MR JOKE on Aug 23, 2012, 01:30 AM
whoever tries that would never try it again.it is a dangerous thing to do.i agree with whatever they say.