An old man and his wife go boating on the river one day. When they reach a
fork in the river, the man asks his wife, "Up or down?" His wife immediately takes off all her clothes and they spend the rest of the afternoon making love in the boat. The next week they again go boating on the river. When they reach the fork in the river, the man again asks his wife, "Up or down?" But this time she merely answers, "Down."Puzzled, the man asks her why she took off all her clothes and made love to him when he asked her the same question before. She replies that last week she wasn't wearing her hearing aid and thought he said "Bleep or drown.
old man wey never tire.
Mr old man, You're too old for this things.
mr old man.respect urself.
The old man want it 'as usual', I bet the first time must have been nice with him.
Old man dey ur lane o.
Nice one.Misunderstanding is always a problem.Well, it did not hurt them.It even made them more happy.
Old man will kill himself for nothing o.
This thing he is doing is more than him big time
the old man might die b4 his time
Old man u better go and rest
old man needs other things not a wife