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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: Emmy Baba on Jul 15, 2012, 04:58 AM

Title: Funny Joke: Everything is big in Naija
Post by: Emmy Baba on Jul 15, 2012, 04:58 AM
EVERYTHING IS BIG NONI

Akpors went to pick his online date who was visiting Nigeria for the first time from the airport with his Hummer jeep.

Lady: Wow, you have a big car

Akpors: Ma sista everything in Nigeria is big o!

He takes his date to a restaurant...

Lady: This place is big!

Akpors: Ma sista as I told you everything in Nigeria is big o!

They got to his mansion later on...

Lady: This is Huge!

Akpors: A a! how may times will I tell you? Things in Nigeria are big o!

He leads her to the bedroom and undresses..

Lady: Oh my God! That is gigantic!

Akpors: Ahhh! I already told you everything in Nigeria is big..

As he enters her, he pauses...

... then screams;

"Chinekee! Ma sista, are you also from Nigeria!!?"

LOBATAN!
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Everything is big in Naija
Post by: Aramide olawale on Jul 26, 2012, 12:29 PM
She's been used severally.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Everything is big in Naija
Post by: Samo gideon on Jul 26, 2012, 12:35 PM
akpos has entered one chance.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Everything is big in Naija
Post by: Tina lawrence on Sep 21, 2012, 12:26 AM
He was happy with every other thing that was big but i'm very sure he won't be happy with this one.....
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Everything is big in Naija
Post by: pugo on Oct 08, 2012, 03:06 PM
The lady na big Nigerian who they like pretend. Sorry akpor
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Everything is big in Naija
Post by: Folami David on Oct 09, 2012, 02:17 AM
i cannot blame him,he must've seen something unusual
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Everything is big in Naija
Post by: Shola Sholaz on Apr 25, 2013, 01:57 AM
Akpors just know how to brighten certain moods whoever is in. This makes me laugh very hard. Extra funny i must say
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Everything is big in Naija
Post by: Shola Sholaz on May 02, 2013, 08:21 PM
And that is very true. Everything is trully big in Nigeria. Now i very much agree with what Akpos said. Very nice.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Everything is big in Naija
Post by: femifemzy3 on Jan 02, 2014, 01:26 PM
This is just another incredible joke. Akpos is just a goat with things he says at time. What a joke once more.