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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: Mudassir Danhassan on Jul 15, 2012, 10:11 AM

Title: Joke - Husband and Wife
Post by: Mudassir Danhassan on Jul 15, 2012, 10:11 AM
A man was dying slowly of an unknown illness on his sick bed.
His wife sat at the edge of his bed comforting him to take heart and that he may be well soon.
The man looked up and said weakly, "Sweet love, you have always been there for me even when I sin against you... I have something I must confess", but his wife was quick to say that: "There's no need to confess".
"No, no!" he insisted, "I want to die a peaceful death so I must confess... I slept with your mother, sister, and your best friend!"
His wife replied: "Shhhh!!! I know, I know dearie, but please relax. Remember the doctor said you shouldn't talk too much...So now just rest and let the poison work in your system."
Title: Re: Joke - Husband and Wife
Post by: Aramide olawale on Jul 26, 2012, 02:47 PM
The wife is simply pissed
Title: Re: Joke - Husband and Wife
Post by: Samo gideon on Jul 26, 2012, 02:52 PM
confession time.shameless man
Title: Re: Joke - Husband and Wife
Post by: MR JOKE on Jul 31, 2012, 07:51 PM
She has taken revenge before he even confessed.Most money, until they are about to die, they won't confess their sins.
Title: Re: Joke - Husband and Wife
Post by: Florence Amara on Jul 31, 2012, 11:14 PM
If he felt remorse in his way of living and confess even at point of death, he deserve d wife forgivness else d wife will nt b forgiven by God
Title: Re: Joke - Husband and Wife
Post by: Becky02 on Aug 01, 2012, 01:20 PM
Haaaaaaaaa... So D̶̲̥̅̊ wife poisioned him, its too bad oo.. He didn't forced her mum, sis n friend to sleep with them nao
Title: Re: Joke - Husband and Wife
Post by: Aramide olawale on Aug 03, 2012, 02:13 AM
I meant Most men not most money.they are always fond of that.Their confessions does not begin until death beckons.It doesn't work that way.
Title: Re: Joke - Husband and Wife
Post by: Amynwan on Aug 04, 2012, 02:04 PM
wow this woman nust be a very mean sombody, she is aware of it all this whil and kept quiet and now she is killing the husband slowly. this is a very bad situation for the couple.
Title: Re: Joke - Husband and Wife
Post by: MR JOKE on Aug 04, 2012, 03:03 PM
This people shouldn't be called husband and wife.I hereby name them Tom and Jerry cos they hate each other.That man's THING should be seized.