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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: Mudassir Danhassan on Jul 15, 2012, 10:40 AM

Title: Funny - My friend Akin
Post by: Mudassir Danhassan on Jul 15, 2012, 10:40 AM
My
friend Akin gets into a pharmacy & says 2 d pharmacist, "Hello,
could u give me condom? I'm going 2 my girlfriend's place 4 dinner &
I think I may b in with a chance!" D pharmacist gives him d condom
& as he was going out he returns & says, "Give me another condom
because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too, she always crosses her
legs in a provocative manner when she sees me & I think I might
strike a luck there too."D pharmacist gives him a second condom & as
he was leaving, again he turns back & says "Give me one more condom
because my girlfriend's mom is still pretty cute & when she sees me
she always makes eye contact & since she invited me 4 dinner I
think she is expecting me 2 make a move. During dinner, Akin sat with
his girlfriend on d left, d sister on his right & d mum facing him.
When d Dad walks in, Akin lowers his head & starts d dinner
prayer."Dear Lord, bless this dinner & thank u 4 all u'v given
us".10minutes after, my friend Akin was still praying "Thank u Lord 4
you kindness." Another Ten minutes gone by & he is still praying,
keeping his head down, very close 2 d table. They all looked at each
other surprised, & his girlfriend was even more surprised than
others. She gets close to him & whispered, "I didn't know u'r so
religious."Akin replies, "I never knew your dad was a pharmacist!" See
wahala!!! If you were Akin...what will u do?

Title: Re: Funny - My friend Akin
Post by: Aramide olawale on Jul 26, 2012, 02:18 PM
Akin is in trouble.
Title: Re: Funny - My friend Akin
Post by: Samo gideon on Jul 26, 2012, 02:24 PM
sorry akin.tight corner.
Title: Re: Funny - My friend Akin
Post by: Motivational Tunrayo on Jul 31, 2012, 08:49 PM
If i was Akin, I would simply run away.What else will i wait.After what i bought from him.
Title: Re: Funny - My friend Akin
Post by: olagenesis on Aug 01, 2012, 06:53 AM
If I were Akin, I will vamoose..........
Title: Re: Funny - My friend Akin
Post by: Becky02 on Aug 01, 2012, 01:14 PM
Akin has broken D̶̲̥̅̊ man's home oo... He should jst stand up and run for his life b4 something bad happen to him... ℓ☺ℓz
Title: Re: Funny - My friend Akin
Post by: Chepos on Aug 01, 2012, 02:56 PM
Where akin go run tru wea d man de door? If na me na dat prayer i go keep on d do till e vex d man make him comot
Title: Re: Funny - My friend Akin
Post by: Nifemi Donald on Oct 01, 2012, 02:37 PM
Akin's waywardness has landed him in eternal trouble.He can never make up with the girl again
Title: Re: Funny - My friend Akin
Post by: Sunexx360 on Oct 01, 2012, 02:50 PM
If i were akin,i will immediately run away for my dear life
Title: Re: Funny - My friend Akin
Post by: Tina lawrence on Oct 01, 2012, 05:11 PM
Akin just ruined the dinner with his stupid action