A man was on the bed sleeping with his wife, he dreamt he was in heaven.
When he got to the heaven's gate, he met an angel, who start showing him everything.
After a while the man asked the angel: Can I piss here?
Angel: It's not allowed but you can.
After a short while again the man asked: Can I mess here?
Angel: It's not allowed but you can.
After a while again, the man asked: Can I poo here?
Angel: It's not allowed but you can.
The man saw a flower and then asked the angel: Can I use the flower to clean my butt?
Angel: it's not allowed but you can.
As the man was about to use the flower to clean his butt, big slap landed on his face.......
Wife: you piss for bed I no talk, you mess I leave you I no talk, you poo on top bed I leave you I no talk. You won kon use my wrapper clean your bottom, you de mad.........?
He's been dreaming.
beat him well.
Too zombies in the house. Why must she allowed him to messed up big time as such b4 taking action. I really enjoyed the joke.
nack something on his head.
The wife has vex o.Her patience was tried by that useless man...very funny
the woman too is slow,she should've hit somefin on his head
His dream is too much.
He would not believe his eyes when he wakes up