my fada's frnd who has alwaz boasted of his mastaful way of handling english, was asked 2 summarize a P.T.A meeting 1 day voited d following tabus. {mr principal had SPEAK. the head techear had SPOKEN. Nd is now time 4 me 2 SPARKLE. Afta dat whoever want can then SPENKU.} Thank!
CRAZY IDIOT, COMMON ENGLISH HIM NO SABI SPEAK BUT HIM SABI MAKE MOUTH.