Teacher: what does "maximum" mean?
Student: a very big mother
Teacher: what does "minimum" mean?
Student: a very small mother
Teacher: which is faster,hot or cold?
Student: hot, bcos you can catch cold
Teacher: what word grows smaller when u add two letters to it?
Student: add "er" to short and it becomes shorter.
yeye student.
Let us all give it up for this intelligent student