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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: Mudassir Danhassan on Jul 16, 2012, 11:50 AM

Title: Funny - Crack ur Ribs
Post by: Mudassir Danhassan on Jul 16, 2012, 11:50 AM
CRACK UR RIBS!!!
-If 2face advertise condom, no buy am oo na fake...
-If Akala sells bleachin cream, buy am na original...
-If Torres is alone in front of goal, dont panic he wont score...
-If Drogba sells juju charms, patronize him, na confirm...
-If Patience Jonathan turns English teacher, no go her school oo, na fake...
-If armed robbers visit Emirates stadium, dont worry, dey wont visit d trophy cabinet...
If Messi hold ball, if e balance, if Ψσυ like warn your defenders, na sure goal
-If Alex Ferguson sells chewin gum, buy am na original...
-If Boko Haram plans to bomb ur area, no be play play o, relocate...
-If IBB says 'Good morning fellow Nigerians', open ur window to confirm...
**GOOD EVENING!!**
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Post by: Amynwan on Jul 16, 2012, 12:03 PM
o boy you get am o
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Post by: Becky02 on Jul 16, 2012, 02:01 PM
Correct joke... U̶̲̥̅̊ rock my guy
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Post by: angel blessing confidence on Jul 20, 2012, 10:49 AM
for sure
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Post by: Davzy folamz on Jul 20, 2012, 09:08 PM
My rib is cracked o.
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Post by: Aramide olawale on Jul 28, 2012, 11:20 PM
That 2face part is the most funny.
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Post by: Segun fadare on Jul 28, 2012, 11:27 PM
i laf to this.
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Post by: Tina lawrence on Sep 17, 2012, 01:00 PM
It is that 2face own i believe most.2face can't advertise it to me cos he does not use it
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Post by: Folami David on Sep 17, 2012, 08:44 PM
You people should not yab Torress anymore o.he has improved for his club chelasea
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Post by: EbukaOkafor14 on Dec 31, 2013, 02:22 AM
Every single one of this jokes is funny. It just has to be funny cos I know it was well packaged water.
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Post by: femifemzy3 on Dec 31, 2013, 03:10 AM
*Rolling on the floor*.
Each of every of this sentence cracked femifemzy's ribs. Funny AF