Mr Akpors - a bank manager in Warri got confused with his calculations, so he asked his secretary - Mrs Ekaitte to help out,
"Mrs Ekaitte, I have N200,000,000. What will you take off to get 25%?"
(Mrs Ekaitte gasped for breath in surprise)
Then replied,
"Sir, honestly, I will take off my blouse, my skirt, my bra even my pants!!"
Mr Akpors was shocked! :D
stupid akpor and crazy, money loving ekaete