''Did you know that i could tell time by the piano?'' asked one friend of another.
'you are kidding,'' replied his companion doubtfully.
;I'll show you.'' said the first man,as he sat down at the piano and started to hammer out a martial tune.
Within seconds came a pounding on the wall,and an angry voice shouting,''''HEY YOU IDIOT,DON'T YOU KNOW IT'S 3:00 O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING?'''''