I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about five minutes, when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said,
"Come on, buddy, how About giving a guy a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires! So I called him a piece of horse poop.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket!
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.
I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.
The rate at which i see good jokes this days, I hail you people o.
lmao is all i can say.
Very very important.
Lolz.
i cannot laugh please.