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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: Becky02 on Jul 18, 2012, 07:46 PM

Title: Funny Joke: If U̶̲̥̅̊ are D̶̲̥̅̊ mother, what will U̶̲̥̅̊ do?
Post by: Becky02 on Jul 18, 2012, 07:46 PM
A girl mistakenly sent an sms meant for her BF to her mum saying: "Sweetheart, I don't want to abort this pregnancy cos I might damage my womb. Don't forget this would be d 17th pregnancy I will be aborting for you, don't worry I am preparing my parents food, I will poison them both so we can acquire their property for ourselves alone. Love U̶̲̥̅̊.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: If U̶̲̥̅̊ are D̶̲̥̅̊ mother, what will U̶̲̥̅̊ do?
Post by: Justin Nnamdi on Jul 19, 2012, 02:01 AM
Honestly if ​Å̶̷̩̥͡•̸Ϟ d mumsi,I go chill and let the girl finish preparing the food,then I'll call she and her boyfriend to join I and her father before the truth will be said before everyone!!!!
Title: Re: Funny Joke: If U̶̲̥̅̊ are D̶̲̥̅̊ mother, what will U̶̲̥̅̊ do?
Post by: Jumoke benson on Jul 20, 2012, 04:59 PM
I'll force them to eat from the food.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: If U̶̲̥̅̊ are D̶̲̥̅̊ mother, what will U̶̲̥̅̊ do?
Post by: Nifemi Donald on Sep 20, 2012, 01:00 AM
Stupid daughter.
Because of one useless boyfriend she wants to kill her own parents
Title: Re: Funny Joke: If U̶̲̥̅̊ are D̶̲̥̅̊ mother, what will U̶̲̥̅̊ do?
Post by: Tina lawrence on Sep 20, 2012, 01:22 AM
She is sick