A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, What's going on? the man responded, Militants have kidnapped, GEJ,OBJ, IBB, Atiku, Buhari. They're asking for a $500 million ransom. Otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. So, we're going from car to car, taking up a collection. The driver asks, How much is everyone contributing, on the average?" the man responded about a litre of petrol and a stick of matches.
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*Rolling on the floor laughing*.
this one funny dieeeeeee