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Title: Funny Joke: Akpors joins The Nigeria Army
Post by: emezico on Jul 19, 2012, 11:46 AM
Akpors joins The Nigeria Army.

After the hard training received, Akpors successfully passed out from The Nigeria Army in depot.

Commandant: Ambali kuka!
Ambali: Sir!
Commandant: Posted to Kogi State.
Ambali: Yes sir, thank u sir!

Commandant: Muniru Sulaiman!
Muniru: Sir!
Commandant: Posted to Delta State.
Muniru: Yes sir, thank u sir!

Commandant: Akpors Ojong!
Akpors: Sir!!
Commadant: Posted to Borno State.
Akpors: RETIRED SIR, THANK YOU SIR!
(Na who wan die??)
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Akpors joins The Nigeria Army
Post by: Davzy folamz on Jul 20, 2012, 04:14 PM
Next time he won't join in the first place.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Akpors joins The Nigeria Army
Post by: emezico on Jul 20, 2012, 04:45 PM
Na so oooo....Na who wan die...lol
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Akpors joins The Nigeria Army
Post by: Aramide olawale on Jul 24, 2012, 10:23 PM
Always respect yourself for future purposes.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Akpors joins The Nigeria Army
Post by: Samo gideon on Jul 24, 2012, 10:30 PM
what have they done to my akpos?
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Akpors joins The Nigeria Army
Post by: Glory Skales Charity on Jul 27, 2012, 03:30 PM
Akpos should not have o.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Akpors joins The Nigeria Army
Post by: Samo gideon on Jul 28, 2012, 08:49 PM
I'm sure he'll just faint.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Akpors joins The Nigeria Army
Post by: olagenesis on Jul 28, 2012, 08:55 PM
This man called Akpors! He want to kill me with laughter. Retired ke? I beg go report o.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Akpors joins The Nigeria Army
Post by: Motivational Tunrayo on Jul 29, 2012, 05:35 PM
Borno state is very restless now.No one wants to die.Even if my kids are posted there for their nysc i won't accept.Risking life for the same life purposes is absurd.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Akpors joins The Nigeria Army
Post by: Nifemi Donald on Oct 07, 2012, 10:34 PM
Akpos loves his life
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Akpors joins The Nigeria Army
Post by: Folami David on Jan 09, 2013, 02:39 AM
Akpos will never ever think of joining the force ever agian in his entire life