- If 2face advertise c-o-n-d-o-m, no buy am oo na fake...
- If Akala sells bleaching cream, buy am na original...
- If Torres is alone in front of goal, don't panic he won't score...
- If Drogba sells juju charms, patronize him, na confirm...
- If Patience Jonathan turns English teacher, no go her school oo, na fake...
- If armed robbers visit Emirates stadium, don't worry, dey won't
visit the trophy cabinet, cos their no trophy to steal...
- If Messi hold ball, if e balance, if you like warn your defenders, na sure goal
- If Alex Ferguson sells chewin gum, buy am na original...
- If Boko Haram plans to bomb your area, no be play play o, relocate...
- If IBB says 'Good morning fellow Nigerians', open your window to confirm......
Theinfostrides wishes a blishful weekend!!!
So far i'm still waiting to do that.