A man, after eating asked his house boy to give him toothpick, so wen the boy bring the toothpick pack, the man noticed dat de toothpick looks used. He called back the boy,
Oga: wat has been happening to dis toothpick.
Akpan: oga i should be askin u, cos na u dey waste am, u troway am after using it but i return mine after using it..