At school, Little Johnny
was told by a classmate
that most adults are
hiding at least one dark
secret, and that this makes
it very easy to blackmail
them by saying, "I know
the whole truth."
Little Johnny decides to go
home and try it out. He
goes home, and as
he is greeted by his
mother. He says, "I know
the
whole truth." His mother
quickly hands him $20 and
says, "Just don't
tell your father."
Quite pleased, the boy
waits for his father to get
home from work, and
greets him with, "I know
the whole truth." The
father promptly hands him
$40 and says, "Please don't
say a word to
your mother."
Very pleased, the boy is on
his way to school the next
day when he
sees the mailman at his
front door. The boy greets
him
by saying, "I know the
whole truth."
The mailman immediately
drops the mail, opens his
arms, and says,
"Then come give your
daddy a great big hug!"
the whole truth will is causing trouble already