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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: Amynwan on Jul 21, 2012, 04:19 PM

Title: Funny Joke: the trouble of visiting rich people
Post by: Amynwan on Jul 21, 2012, 04:19 PM
Wahala when you visit rich friends. Once, while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and,


Question: What would you like to have, fruit juice, soda, tea, chocolate, cappuccino, frapuccino or coffee?
Answer: Tea please.
Question : Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea?
Answer: Ceylon tea please.
Question : How would you like it, black or white?
Answer: White.
Question : Milk or fresh cream?
Answer: With milk.
Question : Goat's milk or cow's milk?
Answer; With cow's milk please.
Question : Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?
Answer: Umm, think I'll just take it black.
Question : Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?
Answer: With sugar.
Question : Beet sugar or cane sugar?
Answer: Cane sugar.
Question : White, brown or yellow sugar?
Answer: Oya, forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead.
Question :Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?
Answer: Mineral water.
Question : Flavored or non-flavored?
Answer( lapsing into Naija speak!): Abeg, I think I'll just die of thirst. Which kind wahala be dis.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: the trouble of visiting rich people
Post by: Aramide olawale on Jul 25, 2012, 03:18 PM
Then stay in your house.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: the trouble of visiting rich people
Post by: Glory Skales Charity on Jul 27, 2012, 04:05 PM
They are always showing themeselves.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: the trouble of visiting rich people
Post by: Florence Amara on Jul 27, 2012, 10:31 PM
Question garlore
Title: Re: Funny Joke: the trouble of visiting rich people
Post by: Aramide olawale on Jul 27, 2012, 11:45 PM
they have to flaunt their money.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: the trouble of visiting rich people
Post by: pugo on Nov 19, 2012, 02:07 PM
Na him be the thing, poor na no get ordinary water offer you wen u ask for it. Such is life
Title: Re: Funny Joke: the trouble of visiting rich people
Post by: Nifemi Donald on Jan 18, 2014, 07:23 PM
All these are just unecessary evena  blind man can see that.
Lol