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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: Ibrahim Ibrahim A on Jul 22, 2012, 03:56 PM

Title: Funny joke: denise
Post by: Ibrahim Ibrahim A on Jul 22, 2012, 03:56 PM
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed.

Upon regaining consciousness, he saw his brother, a relentless world-class practical joker, sitting at his bed side. He asked his brother how his wife was and his brother replied,

"Don't worry, everybody is fine and you have a son and a daughter. But the hospital was in a real hurry to get the birth certificates filed and since both you and your wife were unconscious, I named them for you."

The husband was thinking to himself, "Oh no, what has he done now?" and said with trepidation, "Well what did you name them?"

The brother replied, "I named the little girl Denise." The husband, relieved, said,

"That's a very pretty name!
Which name you give my pikin (What did you name my son?")
The brother replied, "Denephew."
Title: Re: Funny joke: denise
Post by: Glory Skales Charity on Jul 28, 2012, 02:43 AM
Hahaha I get this.
Title: Re: Funny joke: denise
Post by: Segun fadare on Jul 28, 2012, 02:49 AM
hehehe he is in big soup o.
Title: Re: Funny joke: denise
Post by: Motivational Tunrayo on Aug 04, 2012, 10:35 PM
What stupid names.So what are you now insinuating??? He is merely looking for trouble.Give that trouble to him.But wait o, Is it really true???
Title: Re: Funny joke: denise
Post by: MR JOKE on Aug 05, 2012, 10:21 AM
Notify me when more of this are dropped.Laughing my head off.I appreciate this.i happen to be with a friend here who commended the joke.   
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Post by: Becky02 on Sep 02, 2012, 09:46 PM
Denise and denephew means my niece and my nephew... I got it.lol
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Post by: Tina lawrence on Sep 03, 2012, 07:57 PM
this is an abomination.appropriate punishment must follow
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Post by: Folami David on Oct 05, 2012, 12:45 PM
Denephew is the ideal name they see to give the kid? Well the kid is theirs
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Post by: Tina lawrence on Oct 08, 2012, 02:41 AM
See how coded they named the kid.so so hillarious.We can go to any length to do our heart desire