I was in a public toilet and just got started to do my business, a voice from the next
cubicle said:
"Hi !, how are you ?"
Embarrassed, I replied, "I'm doing fine".
Then the voice said "So what are you up to?".
I said, "Just doing the same as you, From next door.
"Can I come over?".
Annoyed, I said "am rather busy right now".
The voice said, "Listen, I will have to call you back, there's an idiot next door
answering all my questions"..
Chai if na me, I go enter ground!