Funny jokes: dar was a pastor wo has da habit of always...after service wil say...
Pastor: my brethren n the lord...al of u standup of and pray...so that we wil shot the devil... -the pastor kep doin dat every sunday service... One sunday service,one militant came wit hs gun to surrender to jesus- as usual pastor said...
PASTOR:today u r goin to shot the devil,n 2da own shal b superandic...i wil turn my back,n u wil use me as a point of contact to shot the devil...
MILITANT: tnk God,today i must shot the devil...
(pastor da stage the shout shot the devil...as he hear krakaka-gun crakng) he said hold on brethen...dat sound sounds fameliar... He turn and saw the militant wit da gun... And said
PASTOR:No nt dat gun,i mean ur spiritual gun..
MILITANT:na lie o pastor,me mus kil satan tru u...
PASTOR:wait brethen i just recieve a ministration that the devil did not come to church today...
Hahaha my man no wan die jo...
Fake pastor! Lol
Interesting joke.It makes sense.
stupid militant.you no even fear man of God.
That militant is very sturbbon.He scared the pastor greatly.Pastor has turn to Peter in the bible all of a sudden
don't blame the pastor.if he did not save his life now, who will preach next sunday?
They sef put pastor in a tight corner o.
What did we expect him to say?
oga pastor lol
Quote from: Tina lawrence on Oct 13, 2012, 04:05 PM
They sef put pastor in a tight corner o.
What did we expect him to say?
I pray we reading this joke now won't be in this situation..That is when we would know how difficult it is
The militant too should've mercied the pastor small.If rapture came at that time, he would go to hell straight
Pastor does not want to die young
Buhahahahaha. No one wants to die but we all want to go to heaven. This jokes can just make someone laugh ehn