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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: Emmy Baba on Jul 25, 2012, 07:29 PM

Title: Funny Tradition: Its From Your Village
Post by: Emmy Baba on Jul 25, 2012, 07:29 PM
It's almost a tradition in Naija blaming misfortunes on powers from the village.

Here are some #ItsFromYourVillage collections.
(Add urs)

~ Įf u've written jamb 10 times and u've never scored above 100. Then #ItsFromYourVillage

~ If on Saturday will be the 20th time you will be a chief Bride's Maid and you no still get boyfriend, ItsFromYourVillage

~ When ur frnd wey just come back from yankee give u cheque wey im no remember to sign B4 he go back. Then Itsfromyourvillage

~ If After You photoshop your Picture....u still Ugly Pass Taye Taiwo... ItsFromYourVillage

~ If after you use a heavy perfume and your body odour is still stronger than RAID.. ItsFromYourVillage

~ If you sell ur Kidney to buy a Range rover sport and they steal it d next day, then 4 real, itsfromyourvillage

~ If u get expelled from school 24hrs to ur last paper, ItsFromYourVillage

~ If u watch 3 Olympics tournament in your school...(carry over tinz) ItsFromYourVillage

~ If after u break up with your Boyfriend, the next day he wins 50 million on a Promo, just know, ItsFromYourVillage

~ If you want to catapult the twitter bird with a stone, its a problem and ItsFromYourVillage

~ If you are 25 and below, and you have had more than 15 heartbreaks. ItsFromYourVillage

~ ItsFromYourVillage if they shoot a stray bullet at ikeja and it hits you at ikorodu

keep it rolling...
Title: Re: Funny Tradition: Its From Your Village
Post by: emezico on Jul 26, 2012, 11:12 AM
Typical of Nigerians :D
Title: Re: Funny Tradition: Its From Your Village
Post by: Samo gideon on Jul 26, 2012, 12:29 PM
this one make sense.
Title: Re: Funny Tradition: Its From Your Village
Post by: Tina lawrence on Sep 21, 2012, 12:31 AM
You peopel should not go and put the villagers in their village in trouble o........Before some people will go and behead them..