Three engineers were in the bathroom standing at the urinals. The first engineer finished and walked over to the sink to wash his hands. He then proceeded to dry his hands very carefully. He used paper towel after paper towel and ensured that every single spot of water on his hands was dried. Turning to the other two engineers, he said, At Hewlett Packard, we are trained to be extremely thorough.
The second engineer finished his task at the urinal and he proceeded to wash his hands. He used a single paper towel and made sure that he dried his hands using every available portion of the paper towel. He turned and said, At Lockheed-Martin, not only are we trained to be extremely thorough, but we are also trained to be extremely efficient.
The third engineer finished and walked straight for the door, shouting over his shoulder, At Apple Computer, Inc. we don't pee on our hands.
There was a man who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things. After serving his company loyally for over 30 years, he happily retired. Several years later the company contacted him regarding a seemingly impossible problem they were having with one of their multi-million dollar machines. They had tried everything and everyone else to get the machine to work but to no avail. In desperation, they called on the retired man who had solved so many of their problems in the past. The man reluctantly took the challenge. He spent a day studying the huge machine. Finally, at the end of the day, he marked a small "x" in chalk on a particular component of the machine and said, This is where your problem is. The part was replaced and the machine worked perfectly again. The company received a bill for $50,000 from him for his service. They demanded an itemized accounting of his charges.
The man responded briefly: One chalk mark $1; Knowing where to put it $49,999. It was paid in full and he retired again in peace.
I was expecting him to retire in peace.
Very nice joke.the engineers are comedians also.ridiculous one from you.
Quote from: Glory Skales Charity on Aug 14, 2012, 03:26 PM
I was expecting him to retire in peace.
Very nice joke.the engineers are comedians also.ridiculous one from you.
lol
Machine refused to work at the wrong time.That machine is the cause of this all.The machine should be flogged
He has to be in coma trully.
That serves him right.
Good joke
I pity akpos all the time.
He always suffer himself
Quote from: Tina lawrence on Sep 15, 2012, 07:03 PM
He has to be in coma trully.
That serves him right.
Good joke
You harsh for the matter o
good he retired in peace.that was the best thing he could do...lol