One nigerian went to Republic of Ireland, On getting to dublin his friend that he was staying with insists that he must go to the immigration to ask for asylum.
On getting there the following dialogues ensured:
Immigration Man... how did you get here?
Niger Bobo... My father is a native doctor, he gave one egg that I should break it at a junction this I did and found myself here.
The Immigration paused for a while, sent one of his junior officer to go and buy him one egg and he drove the nigerian to a junction gave him the egg and said please break this egg and go back to where you are coming from..
He think say oyibo na mumu
At least they can teach him a lesson there.
He needs it