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Title: Funny Joke: A lawyer and his client
Post by: Becky02 on Jul 26, 2012, 09:41 PM

Lawyer: I have some good news and some bad news.
Client: Well, give me the bad news first.
Lawyer: The bad news is that the DNA tests showed that it was your blood they found all over the crime scene
Client: Oh no! I'm ruined! What's the good news?
Lawyer: The good news is your cholesterol is down to 130!

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Post by: Glory Skales Charity on Jul 27, 2012, 07:59 PM

Very very bad news.

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Post by: Samo gideon on Jul 29, 2012, 12:26 AM

Undoubtedly funny! Good ish

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Post by: Segun fadare on Jul 29, 2012, 12:31 AM

lawyers are natural comedians

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Post by: MR JOKE on Jul 31, 2012, 01:04 PM

The client is in deep trouble.He should accept his fate and relax.Life doesn't end there.But it is tough o

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Post by: MR JOKE on Aug 22, 2012, 01:32 PM

This is a very bad news for this client.he is in a very bad place with a very bad lawyer at a very bad time..it is not good at all.

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Post by: Tina lawrence on Oct 02, 2012, 03:46 PM

At least he had a good news now.What of those that have bad news all through? He should be happy hahaha

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Post by: Folami David on Oct 02, 2012, 03:58 PM

the lawyer told him the basic truth.he has to deal with it

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Post by: Rexyspy on Oct 02, 2012, 04:02 PM

News indeed... He doesn't need the good news at all.

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