A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the
**head** with a frying pan.
'What was that for?' the man asked.
The wife replied 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on
it that I found in your pants pocket'.
The man then said 'When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name
of the horse I bet on'
The wife apologized and went on with the housework.
Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the
head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious. Upon
re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again._ _
Wife replied: 'Your Horse phoned!!!*
Husband and wife jokes has a way of tickling me.
lie lie husband.
He cannot even lie.Very bad liar.That will teach not engage in adultery again.You are supposed to break on his head.