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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: Mudassir Danhassan on Jul 27, 2012, 05:17 PM

Title: Funny Joke - Gay
Post by: Mudassir Danhassan on Jul 27, 2012, 05:17 PM
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants intercourse, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."DON'T LET TODAY'S DISAPPOINTMENTS CAST A SHADOW ON TOMORROW'S DREAMS says: To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
Title: Re: Funny Joke - Gay
Post by: Motivational Tunrayo on Jul 30, 2012, 12:42 AM
He thought they were thre for his wife whereas he was the one.That serves him right.I wish lots of fun.