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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: Mudassir Danhassan on Jul 27, 2012, 06:22 PM

Title: Funny Joke - Marrige
Post by: Mudassir Danhassan on Jul 27, 2012, 06:22 PM
With love, I thee wed....
BEFORE MARRIAGE.....

HE: Yes. At last! It was so hard to wait.

SHE: Do you want me to leave?

HE: No! Don't even think about it!

SHE: Do you love me?

HE: Of course! Over and over.

SHE: Have you ever cheated on me?

HE: No! Why are you even asking?

SHE: Will you kiss me?

HE:Every chance I get.

SHE: Will you hit me?

HE: Are you crazy? I am not that kind of person.

SHE: Can I trust you?

HE: Yes

SHE: Darling!

...............AFTER MARRIAGE
SIMPLY READ FROM BOTTOM TO TOP
Title: Re: Funny Joke - Marrige
Post by: Samo gideon on Jul 28, 2012, 10:53 PM
Marriage stresses men.