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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: Jossynock on Jul 28, 2012, 02:32 AM

Title: Funny Joke: Jonah and the Whale
Post by: Jossynock on Jul 28, 2012, 02:32 AM
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically
impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large
mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah (in the Bible) was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was
physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Jonah and the Whale
Post by: olagenesis on Jul 28, 2012, 02:53 AM
Good girl, she's sure her teacher is going to hell for not believing the bible.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Jonah and the Whale
Post by: Amynwan on Jul 28, 2012, 10:00 AM
very funny little girl trying to prove herself right according to the bible
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Jonah and the Whale
Post by: JukaSwagZ on Jul 28, 2012, 10:09 AM
If i were d teacher dat gal don die 4 ma hand
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Jonah and the Whale
Post by: JukaSwagZ on Jul 28, 2012, 10:12 AM
If i were d teacher dat gal don die 4 ma hand