Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole, said Bubba, but we don't have a ladder.
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement and announced, Eighteen feet, six inches, and walked away.
Junior shook his head and laughed. Ain't that just like a dumb blonde! We ask for the height, and she gives us the length!
crazy children