A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye, too.
He says to him, Hey, this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes; mind if I ask how you got yours?
The other guy says, Well, it just happened, it was a tongue twister accident.
See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most massive breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying, 'I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh, I accidentally said, 'I'd like two pickets to Tittsburgh....so she socked me a good one.
The first guy replied, Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue-twister too. I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife, Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey. But I accidentally said, You have ruined my life you evil, self-centered, fat-assed bitch.
sorry o, but next time try to watch your tongue before talking