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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: Mudassir Danhassan on Jul 29, 2012, 12:28 PM

Title: Funny Joke - Pastor
Post by: Mudassir Danhassan on Jul 29, 2012, 12:28 PM
A girl entered a church crying. The pastor, on sighting the girl asked:
Pastor: What happened to u
Girl: Its my boyfriend
Pastor: what did he do to u
Girl didn’t answer him
He moved closer to her, touching her body: did he do this to u
Girl: No!
He rub her body: (pastor asked: did he do this to u
Girl: No!
He started caressing her: (pastor asked: did he do this to u
Girl: No!
He romanced her (pastor asked: did he do this to u)
Girl: No!
He kissed her: (pastor asked: did he do this to u)
Girl: No!
He took her in: (pastor asked: did he do this to u)
Girl: No
He pulled her clothes: (pastor asked: did he do this to u)
Girl: No!
He sucked her breast: (pastor asked: did he do this to u)
Girl: No!
He removed her pants: (pastor asked: did he do this to u)
Girl: No!
He started pounding hard on the girl to esctacy: (pastor asked: did he do this to u)
Girl: No!
Girl finally said (still crying): He gave me HIV/AIDS.
Pastor: (fainted)
Title: Re: Funny Joke - Pastor
Post by: Tina lawrence on Sep 17, 2012, 12:11 PM
Pastor should get ready to visit the hell he has always preached about
Title: Re: Funny Joke - Pastor
Post by: Folami David on Oct 02, 2012, 01:39 AM
He is visiting hell fire soon