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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: Mudassir Danhassan on Jul 29, 2012, 02:31 PM

Title: Funny Joke - Teacher
Post by: Mudassir Danhassan on Jul 29, 2012, 02:31 PM
The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to heaven..... which part of your body goes first?

Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think its your hands." "Why do you think its your hands, Suzy?"

Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first." "

What a wonderful answer!" the nun said. Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think its your legs".

The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. Now Little Johnnie, why would you think it would be your legs?

Little Johnny said,"Well I walked into mommy and daddy's bedroom the other night.. Mommy had her legs straight up in the air, and she was saying,

"OH GOD, I'M COMING!". If dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her!" THE NUN FAINTED! Hahahaha Nutty Boy
Title: Re: Funny Joke - Teacher
Post by: Aramide olawale on Jul 29, 2012, 06:48 PM
parents watch what you do when ur kids are around.it affects them negatively.see this young one nw o
Title: Re: Funny Joke - Teacher
Post by: Motivational Tunrayo on Aug 04, 2012, 07:57 PM
See misunderstanding oooo, The kid does not even know.A nun heard all this and u say she should not faint...
Title: Re: Funny Joke - Teacher
Post by: Mercy esther on Aug 16, 2012, 11:57 AM
Little johnny and akpo should meet.they have lots of things in common.foolishness,stupidness,rubbish talk e.t.c.they should think about it.
Title: Re: Funny Joke - Teacher
Post by: Jonathan Shode on Aug 16, 2012, 01:34 PM
a boy watchin his parents bang what an experience.
Title: Re: Funny Joke - Teacher
Post by: Tina lawrence on Oct 01, 2012, 07:41 PM
It is too naughty to come out of a kid's mouth