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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: Mudassir Danhassan on Jul 29, 2012, 04:34 PM

Title: Funny Joke - Free Meat
Post by: Mudassir Danhassan on Jul 29, 2012, 04:34 PM
It was many years ago since the embarrassing day when a young woman,
with a baby in her arms, entered his butcher shop and confronted him
with the news that the baby was his and asked what was he going to do
about it? Finally he offered to provide her with free meat until the
boy was 16. She agreed.




He had been counting the years off on his calendar, and one day the
teenager, who had been collecting the meat each week, came into the
shop and said, "I'll be 16 tomorrow."




"I know," said the butcher with a smile, "I've been counting too, tell
your mother, when you take this parcel of meat home, that it is the
last free meat she'll get, and watch the expression on her face."




When the boy arrived home he told his mother.




The woman nodded and said, "Son, go back to the butcher and tell him I
have also had free bread, free milk, and free groceries for the last
16 years and watch the expression on his face!"

Title: Re: Funny Joke - Free Meat
Post by: Aramide olawale on Jul 29, 2012, 05:27 PM
they were both playing themeselves all the way.i wonder why women behave in that manner.is it not shameful? im nt happy
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Post by: Motivational Tunrayo on Aug 04, 2012, 09:36 PM
So you can use your body to collect everything you need in life from men.That is how miserable your life is.Lmao!
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Post by: Nifemi donald on Aug 07, 2012, 02:32 AM
She has tried the best by doing with other guyz asides her marriage..she is the true daughter of her mother for that brave move.I'm very dissappointed in her in the joke.
Title: Re: Funny Joke - Free Meat
Post by: MR JOKE on Aug 08, 2012, 08:01 PM
Don't be dissappointed Nifemi.ladies out there need alternatives nowadays.Life is all about alternatives now.
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Post by: Aramide olawale on Aug 16, 2012, 02:06 PM
Sometimes being a generous person is not the best thing.He should have just accepted everything cos the wife is really wise.
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Post by: Ajadi yusuf on Aug 20, 2012, 03:16 AM
They are both jobless for knowing the exact date the boy would be sixteen.maybe they are not happy with their jobs.
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Post by: Semiauto03 on Aug 20, 2012, 02:21 PM
Hahahaahahahahaha!! The woman wise sha
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Post by: walax on Aug 20, 2012, 02:40 PM
sart woman! She used her brain to get what she wanted.