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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: Becky02 on Jul 29, 2012, 08:02 PM

Title: Funny Joke :Jonah and the Whale
Post by: Becky02 on Jul 29, 2012, 08:02 PM
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though they were a very large mammal their throat was very small.
The little girl stated Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
The teacher reiterated a whale could not
swallow a human; it was impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
Title: Re: Funny Joke :Jonah and the Whale
Post by: Aramide olawale on Jul 29, 2012, 08:10 PM
jonah has gone since and you people are here arguing abt him.better think of how your own life wil be.
Title: Re: Funny Joke :Jonah and the Whale
Post by: MR JOKE on Aug 04, 2012, 06:05 PM
Maybe it's even the child that would go to hell while the teacher will go to heaven.We can't say how it's gonna be o.
Title: Re: Funny Joke :Jonah and the Whale
Post by: Becky02 on Aug 31, 2012, 11:34 AM
 see this wicked girl oo... She wants to go to heaven n her teacher to go to hell.
Title: Re: Funny Joke :Jonah and the Whale
Post by: Tina lawrence on Aug 31, 2012, 09:30 PM
this kid is bent on arguing this to the end the teacher has to quit or face the penalty.i advice her 2 quit
Title: Re: Funny Joke :Jonah and the Whale
Post by: Seun Omokunle on Aug 31, 2012, 09:35 PM
Mumu piple,dnt no jonah has gone to rest in heaven but still here arguing on it. Well,go try whale now .
Title: Re: Funny Joke :Jonah and the Whale
Post by: Nifemi Donald on Sep 06, 2012, 08:57 PM
See what Jonah's case has caused in this particular class.Oga o something that has happened several years back