A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked,"What are the grounds for your divorce?"
Wife: About 4 acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.
Judge: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
Wife: It is made of concrete, brick and mortar.
Judge: I mean, what're your relations like?
Wife: I have an aunt and uncle living in warri, and so domy husband's parents.
Judge: Do u have a real grudge?
Wife: No, we have a broken down Toyota pick-up and have never really needed one.
Judge: Please, is there any infidelity in your marriage?
Wife: no, both my son and daughter bank with fedelity bank. We don't necessarily like the services, but the answer 2 your questions is no.
Judge: Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?
Wife: Yes, about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do.
Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, Lady, why do you want a divorce?
Wife: Oh, I don't want a divorce. I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can't communicate with me and my comunication skills suck! :D
and you said he should nt leave you.i support him leaving you and even your kids.simple thing u can't understand.