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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: Becky02 on Jul 30, 2012, 02:46 PM

Title: Funny Joke: Slide Under The Table
Post by: Becky02 on Jul 30, 2012, 02:46 PM
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with the woman acting unconcerned. The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table.
Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared. After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."
The woman calmly looked up at her and replied firmly, "Ohh no, My husband just walked in the door."

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Post by: Amynwan on Jul 30, 2012, 04:53 PM
well i dont relly get this
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Post by: Tina lawrence on Aug 22, 2012, 02:19 PM
She has two divisions of HUSBAND.The WRONG and the RIGHT husband.This is a very special woman.
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Post by: walax on Aug 22, 2012, 05:23 PM
That woman is evil... Men shld run away from her.
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Post by: Tina lawrence on Oct 10, 2012, 04:06 PM
So funny a woman.so she is now the one marrying two husbands not husband marrying two wives.Trully, what men can do, women can do even better
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Post by: Nifemi Donald on Oct 10, 2012, 10:43 PM
this woman is a master planner.look at the way she planned everything
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Post by: Tina lawrence on Oct 13, 2012, 07:43 PM
The man doesn't know what she is doing at his back o.How i wish i was there so i could tell him
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Post by: Nifemi Donald on Oct 13, 2012, 07:48 PM
if her husband catch that man, he is in trouble
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Post by: Glory Skales Charity on Nov 07, 2012, 01:35 PM
Big trouble for the woman if the husband finds out
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Post by: femifemzy3 on Dec 31, 2013, 02:39 PM
That is the only thing that could put fear in that individual at that particular time. A very interesting joke