A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his parishioners.
All went well until he came to one house. It was obvious that someone was home, but no one came to the door even after he had knocked several times.
Finally, he took out his card and wrote on the back: Revelation 3:20 and stuck it in the door.
The next day, as he was counting the offering he found his card in the collection plate. Below his message was the notation Genesis 3:10.
Revelation 3:20 reads: "Behold I stand at the door and knock. If any man hear my voice, and opens the door, I will come in to him, and will dine with him, and he with me."
Genesis 3:10 reads: "And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked."
it is good to know quotations in the bible, you know, but it is better if you translate it according to the meaning and not giving it a meaning of your own.
@becky u sef u sabi jokes wella. Pastor go fit u oo.if u wnt open one,let me knw cos i m nt gud in quotatn bible verse bt i m gud in speakn in tongues.......lolz
Quote from: innocenty on Jul 30, 2012, 05:43 PM
@becky u sef u sabi jokes wella. Pastor go fit u oo.if u wnt open one,let me knw cos i m nt gud in quotatn bible verse bt i m gud in speakn in tongues.......lolz
Dats gud ooo. Make we go start church since church na most profitable biz now.
Bible things.She can't come out naked can she? She did the right thing there.Pastor should understand.
Becky, are you a prophetess? Lol